Ernest, male, 50s-60s. Ernest is married to Delia, father of Trevor. He is a mild mannered man who generally doesn’t raise his voice, but you definitely see the potential underneath it all, his is verbally quick and has lived a good life. British accent only.
Delia, female, 50s-60s. Delia is married to Ernest, mother of Trevor. She can speak for the both of them and often does. She likes to gossip and be involved in other people’s issues. She is verbally quick. British accent only.
Nick, male, 30s. Nick is married to Jan. He has recently hurt his back and is bed stricken and milking it. This doesn’t stop him from trying to move a little too much. Some physicality is needed for this role. British accent preferred, but could go American.
Jan, female, 30s. Jan is married to Nick. She is beautifully average. She is helpful but has a mind of her own. She wants to help her ex and his wife, but perhaps makes things worse. British accent only.
Malcolm, male, 20s-30s. Malcolm is newly married to Kate. He is fun loving and a jokester, though he has his limits when it comes to crazy friends and around the house handiwork. Some physicality is needed for this role. British accent only.
Kate, female, 20s-30s. Kate is newly married to Malcolm. She loves to play and joke with Malcolm though she isn’t quite the trickster that he is. She is a calming influence when he begins to lose his temper and likes to try to keep the peace for everyone. British accent only.
Trevor, male, 30s. Trevor is married to Susannah. He is a selfish man who has no patience for his wife. His thoughts are always of himself and often don’t listen to the other participants in a conversation, especially when it’s not about him. This role requires a lot of physicality, fight scene. British accent only.
Susannah, female, 20s-30s. Susannah is married to Trevor. She has very low self-esteem although she will try anything, any affirmation or psych 101 method, to try to think better of herself. She is very emotional and thinks her husband is repulsed by her. This role requires a lot of physicality, fight scene. British accent preferred, but could go American.